Christmas is upon us once again, so good tidings and cheer to all ye readers of gou-rou.com. 'Tis the season to go shopping! And of course there is no better place for the big gift-giving time of year than the P.R.C., otherwise proudly known as the consumer capital of the world.

Although there's less than 12 days left on the calendar 'til Christmas, many of you out there may have some last minute purchases to make. For those of you at a loss in terms of thought and creativity, find the answers you've been looking for in the shopping list I've created below. This year, present that special someone the perfect MADE IN CHINA something, to show just how much you care.

St. Joy's Christmas Wish List Share

1.
The Chinese Dragon Head Mask
This particular piece, hand crafted by ethnic minority Chinese, makes the ultimate present for that person who has it all. And it's a pretty sure bet they don't have one these puppies yet.

2.
Chinese embroidered elf boot slippers
Stylish and fabulous for elves, children, and adults. Wear them around the house or to your next holiday party. All sizes available. A "must-have" this season.

3.
The Longevity Cocktail Keg
Great for holiday parties. Or for that "vitamin junkie" health nut that can't get enough. If taken twice a day, every day, for the rest of one's life, this cocktail promises to add several years to the average lifespan. Completely organic. Brewed according to the "Tao".

4.
Toe Socks
Need I say more?

5.
The Chinese Chicken Foot Christmas Wreath
While many restaurants are taking a break from serving poultry until Avian Bird Flu season passes, other entrepreneurs have come up with some pretty useful ideas for the thousands upon thousands of chicken carcasses. Show your unique Christmas style and spirit with this piece of work hanging on your front door. Cured and heavily shellacked, the Chinese Chicken Foot Christmas Wreath is sure to become a family heirloom that will be used again and again over the years.

6.
The Chinese Baby Girl
Although there's plenty of these to go around, most Chinese baby girls still come at a costly rate. Expect significant price hikes during the Christmas shopping season. Still, they're totally worth it. Order yours today.

7.
The Travelling Vibrator
For that woman on the "go". Available at most Cheng Ren Yong Pin Dian locations.

8.
Sexy Underwear for Him
Check out those kinky zippers!

9.
Ugly Good Luck Doll
Who can't use a little extra luck?

10.
Unique Chinese Gift Cards
Of course you'll need a card to wrap up with your gifts. Try checking out the back aisles of your local convenience store or grocer's to find that perfect Chinglish catch phrase to state just how much you love your 'Forever Dreaming Sunshine Friend' or wish someone 'Happy Peaceful Progress In the Future'. May all your Christmas wishes come true and materialize in the New Year! Peace and Love, Joy