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Beijingese-Actual Meaning phrasebook


by Rudolph Bracket

What Chinese people say, and what they really mean, presented in pinyin for the ease of our Chinese-deficient readers.


In the shops

Wo bu hui pian ni xiansheng - Wo xiang pian ni xiansheng

Ni hao pengyou! - Ni hao, you qian de ren

Ni hui putonghua ma? - Ni de yisi wo wanquan mingbai, danshi wo bu zhidao zenme huida ni de wenti.


In the Taxi

Women zou er huan ba, bijiao kuai! - Zou er huan wo hui zheng duo yi xie qian!

Ni shi nali lai de ren? - Wo hen congming, zhidao ni bu shi Beijing ren

Oh!! X - Hao! (X=the country you say) - Oh X mei you zhongguo hao!


General

Ni hao - Ni bu hao

Ni chi fan le ma? - Ni juede wo chuan zhei jian yifu wo pigu zenmeyang?


The Market

Waiguo pengyou - Waiguo ren.

Hello Hello! - Wo xiang he ni de xue!

Look look! - Ni kan zheibian, wo hui sha ni!