Ladies and Gentlemen,

Summer's almost finally here (thank the dog!), and this means it's finally time to get out there and enjoy the warm weather. Go on, and show some skin. Roll up your T-shirts and give us your Beijing bellies! Show some calf! Hike up those miniskirts! Walk around in your pajamas! Get wild. It's China.

Just don't forget to use protection. Buy an umbrella and carry it with you everywhere. The sun is going to shine, you don't want those harmful ultraviolet rays to melt your milky white complexion. That's a no-no.

It's also important to use proper sunblock lotion. You can find these in stores EVERYWHERE. Just make sure to be cautious about selecting your purchase. It's very important that you review the ingredients in your product. For example, one of these lotions is not like the other:

Often, the trickiest thing is finding a lotion that doesn't contain those nasty "whitening agents". The results could be hazardous:

In the end, it's essential to drink a lot of water, and try to eat more vegetables. Because that's always good for you. And don't forget to stay in school and be cool!