Politically Sensitive Tongue-Twisters
by Solomon West
Christmas is on its way, which means this issue is the gou-rou.com children's activity fun issue!
Below are some bilingual tongue twisters for you to try out. Not only are they hard to say quickly, but they're also sure to inspire heated debate with Chinese mainlanders who suffer from excess nationalism! Yay!
Chen Shui-bian chides China's cheap tricks.
The Communist corruption crackdown singles out selected scapegoats.
The invasion of Vietnam was very vehemently vanquished.
Hu's hoped-for harmony is only hot air.
(Yeah, enough - ed.)