Christmas is on its way, which means this issue is the gou-rou.com children's activity fun issue! Below are some bilingual tongue twisters for you to try out. Not only are they hard to say quickly, but they're also sure to inspire heated debate with Chinese mainlanders who suffer from excess nationalism! Yay!

现在西藏希望自己选择。

Chen Shui-bian chides China's cheap tricks.

共产党恐怕公民。

The Communist corruption crackdown singles out selected scapegoats.

The invasion of Vietnam was very vehemently vanquished.

Hu's hoped-for harmony is only hot air.

(Yeah, enough - ed.)