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Chopsticks "unwieldy", says tourist in hotel bar

Ayi machine washes "dry clean only" clothes

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Dear Arabella,

Once I learned how to write poetry so I decided to write a poem for Gou-rou.com. I wrote it in pencil on an exercise book and then got my friend to type it into the computer so that he could send it to you. I hope you like it.

After the Ayi, by Lee Ou Dong, 25 and 1/2 years old

The Ayi leaves and the floor is shiny,
I look at clean cups in the sink,
If there is any dust left, the amount is tiny,
I like fizzy drinks.

I turn on gou-rou.com,
It helps me to feel so glad,
Not like beastly CNN.com,
Which I think is bad.


Dear Angel Chu,

I have been following your weekly escapades with baited breath, I think you are fabulous - an inspiration us gals everywhere. It is so rare to find a super intelligent girl like you who can combine being hip and cool in the modern city with some great philosophy and keen insights into the human condition. Wasn't it Shakespeare who once said "I think therefore I am"?

Anyway, Ciao for now! I am going out to party tonight.

Charlotte x x x