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by Irreleva Wu

Jilin developer Pengfu Industrial has announced the prototype of Lumni-CarStick (patent pending), big glow-in-the-dark stickers of the Chinese astrological animal signs that you can attach to you car to let other car users know how suitable a romantic match would be. If the arsenic-laden glue passes the government safety tests here in Beijing next year, you can expect to see these stickers next time you are on your way to get some yangrouchuanr in a taxi.

Chengdu-based kitchenware technology firm Power-ware have announced a new range of scented mugs. The mugs release a chemical equivalent of either BBQ Beef, salt & vinegar, or singed hair, while you consume your drink. They will be applying for a state safety certificate under the "novelty electric beverage holder" category next month. If all goes well expect to see these at your colleague's Christmas party, 2007!