Letters
Dear gou-rou.com,
Thank you very much for your love advice that you wrote before. It was very useful. I went to Changsha recently, I went on a plane. While I was on the plane (which was very high) I read your article, and remembered it. Later, in a bar near my hotel in Changsha, I was able to use your advice to get on very well with a lovely Chinese girl (I can't remember her name, I was a bit drunk but she was called something like Heavenly or something). I think I passed out in my hotel room, but I think we had a great time before that. She had gone when I woke up. I suppose she was just afraid she would fall in love with me.
Yours sincerely,
L. Edwords
P.S. I drew a picture of a rocket flying in to space from China. I did it on cardboard. I hope you like it, I used lots of glitter.
Arabella replies:
Thank you very much for the picture - we have blu-tacked it to the office fridge.